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Waiter: Thank you, your food will be out shortly.
*walks away*
Me: What was our waiter's name?
Friend: I don't know, Pumpernickle?
So our air has been broken for almost three weeks, and we got this guy to come fix it. So of course, when they come down to show up what they found in our attic, naturally they bring down a snake skin!!!

So now, I don’t want to sleep in my house. Unless they tear the house down and rebuild it snake free. 

Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
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Considering that you can’t even see my followers, I don’t think so.

My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick for those months with nausea, then she watched her feet swell & her skin stretch. She teared. She struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quickly and she even suffered many sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring me into this world. Then, she became my nurse, my chef, my maid, my chauffeur, my biggest fan, my teacher & my best friend. She’s struggled for me, cried over me, hoped the best for me and prayed for me. Most of us take our mom for granted. Reblog if you love your mom more than anything else in the world.
Just wanted to give a shout out today! My brother graduated from college today and is ready to make his mark in society! I’m so proud of him and happy for him! Even though I don’t say it to him, I do love him, and I hope that he does well in life!
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